Max was quick to raise his hand, wiggling slightly in his chair. "Well, I, for one, will volunteer to take one for the team and give up my totally manly right to go off to battle." He made as much of a show of sighing as he could. The more convincing he was, the better. Yes, he had field experience, but this was something entirely different. He'd rather not be sent into a fiery realm of doom if he could avoid it. Could Lucifer even do that? He didn't know. But he decided against taking his chances.

"I only hope I can maintain my dignity after this."