"Hello there, I'm John and this is-- a pleasant lady whose name I haven't caught," John greeted with a bright friendly smile, taking the other mans hand and offering a firm handshake. Looking about the boat, he couldn't help but shrug his shoulders, why was he here? He had no idea and neither did the women whose name he hadn't caught yet!

"I'm not entirely sure how to explain myself, I just sort of ... woke up here, sorry about that. Then some chap up there told me to mop and I have been for an hour now," John explained, lifting the mop and giving a playful salute. The man would either find him charming or toss him over board. He wasn't sure which was the better option.

"In all fairness, I think I've done a bloody good job on the floors."